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S4E
Posts : 100
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Join date : 2012-06-04
Location : W2 South West GE Bank
 |  Subject: Best Jokes You Got  Tue Sep 04, 2012 2:44 am | |
| Just list the best jokes you got and maybe Dare or someone can pick the best and give out a prize if not still post some funny jokes we need some laughing to happen on the forums.
Your mom is like a tinderbox, I use her on my Wood |
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N
Posts : 328
Reputation : 15
Join date : 2012-08-08
Age : 26
Location : Truro, NS Canada
| | Subject: Re: Best Jokes You Got Tue Sep 04, 2012 4:23 am | |
| Mk I'll give it a go,
So this hippy gets on a bus and sits beside a nun, he think's she's beautiful so he asks her, "will you have sex with me?" She's flattered , but refuses the offer.
So once she gets off the bus, the bus driver looks @ the hippy and says, " If you truly want to have sex with that nun, I can help you out." The hippy replies saying he'd love to know how, so the bus driver tells him to go to the cemetary on a Tuesday night and dress up as god, if he commands the nun to have sex with him, she will. So on Tuesday he set out in his god costume, he sees the a nun praying so he jumps out of the bushes in his god costume and says "I am god, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them, but first you must have sex with me " The nun replies with, " Alright, but can we do it anal because I want to save my virginity?" The hippy agrees and they start having sex, The hippy then rips off his god mask and says "AHA! I'm the hippy!!!" The nun rips off her mask and replies, "Aha, I'm the bus driver" ...
The end |
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Host Hopla
Posts : 176
Reputation : 12
Join date : 2012-07-08
| | Subject: Re: Best Jokes You Got Tue Sep 04, 2012 7:11 am | |
| Dont know if this is a joke ppl will laugh about and dont take it seriously plz. Its just to laugh about!
Your mom is so fat you missed 37 episodes of south park when she walks in front of the tv. |
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bonez899
Posts : 23
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2012-08-31
| | Subject: Re: Best Jokes You Got Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:40 pm | |
| - M7u wrote:
- Mk I'll give it a go,
So this hippy gets on a bus and sits beside a nun, he think's she's beautiful so he asks her, "will you have sex with me?" She's flattered , but refuses the offer.
So once she gets off the bus, the bus driver looks @ the hippy and says, " If you truly want to have sex with that nun, I can help you out." The hippy replies saying he'd love to know how, so the bus driver tells him to go to the cemetary on a Tuesday night and dress up as god, if he commands the nun to have sex with him, she will. So on Tuesday he set out in his god costume, he sees the a nun praying so he jumps out of the bushes in his god costume and says "I am god, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them, but first you must have sex with me " The nun replies with, " Alright, but can we do it anal because I want to save my virginity?" The hippy agrees and they start having sex, The hippy then rips off his god mask and says "AHA! I'm the hippy!!!" The nun rips off her mask and replies, "Aha, I'm the bus driver" ...
The end Beach! You little beach! (All should know that was joking) Also, I win by posting this. |
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JPSG
Posts : 43
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Join date : 2012-08-09
| | Subject: Re: Best Jokes You Got Wed Sep 05, 2012 12:52 pm | |
| Oh fuck my coat is missing! I hope somebody didn't JACKET!!!
hahhaha love that one.
What do you call a gay Dinosaur?
Asoreass HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
KNOCK KNOCK
who's there?
AFRICAN
african who?
AFFRRRIIIICCCCCAAAAAANNNNNNN LOVE!!! YOU!!
lmao that one will make any drunk b*#@$ laugh lol.
Thats all I can remember right now off top...lol |
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JPSG
Posts : 43
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Join date : 2012-08-09
| | Subject: hahhahahaa Thu Sep 13, 2012 2:46 pm | |
| An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy.
The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common. |
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JPSG
Posts : 43
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Join date : 2012-08-09
| | Subject: Re: Best Jokes You Got Thu Sep 13, 2012 2:59 pm | |
| oh and the gay dinosaur joke i got it wrong it is MEGAsoreASS! lol |
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JPSG
Posts : 43
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Join date : 2012-08-09
| | Subject: Re: Best Jokes You Got Thu Sep 13, 2012 3:07 pm | |
| DAD: "Ok, so after every question i ask you you must say ketchup and rubber buns".
KID: Gotcha.
DAD: what did you buy at the store?
KID: Ketchup and rubber buns.
DAD: What did you have for dinner?
KID: Ketchup and rubber buns.
DAD: What do you do when an old lady crosses the street?
KID: Ketchup and rub....... HEY! |
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Kreepzter
Posts : 3
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2012-09-17
| | Subject: Re: Best Jokes You Got Tue Sep 18, 2012 3:04 am | |
| I'm not saying your mom is a whore, but she gets tapped more than a Runescape player taps his mouse. |
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NT1
Posts : 3
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2012-07-09
| | Subject: Re: Best Jokes You Got Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:03 am | |
| womens rights  (no offense to any women here) |
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A5M
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Join date : 2012-10-18
| | Subject: Re: Best Jokes You Got Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:23 am | |
| Roses are gray Violets are gray im colorblind Fuck lol  |
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